Thursday, March 25, 2010

Beck Haack

Beck does a Bruce Haack cover, for a CD to benefit autistic kids. Well, this happened years ago.



Thursday, March 18, 2010

Bill Paxton Pinball Machine

Hot What?



I don't know about the song, but this Peter Serafinowich video is INSANE! I like it.

Alex Chilton

So this guy died yesterday.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Kaplica Czaszek

In Poland there's a chapel filled with skulls. The walls are lined with skulls. I touched one. The ceiling has skulls with crossbones. There's a table with the unusual skulls they found. Basically, in the area, there was a plague. Years later, flooding occurred, uncovering the mass graves from the plague. A priest thought this would be a good way of honoring the dead.



Here's the wikipedia page: Skull Chapel

You can Save the Baby?

Funny Screaming Cartoon

Wait for (or skip to) 6:42!!!



Starring Darrell!!!

No title required.

Enthusiastic Teacher



Demon's Claws

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Charlie and the Moonhearts



Charlie and the Moonhearts - "I Think You're Swell"
by Claire_Marie_Films

I like this video, but prefer drop in/drop out and obliteration from their sold out 7" on Tic Tac Totally. Pretty much everything they made is sold out actually. That's nice.

But those songs are right here anyway:
http://www.myspace.com/charlieandthemoonhearts

best band I've heard in a while

The Last Rapes of Mr. Teach.

I don't really 'get' the name, but man are their songs great!

http://www.myspace.com/thelastrapesofmrteach

I especially like 'Diary of a Hooker.' There's a song subject for ya! Such a pretty song too. Heh.

I sound like I'm doing a 'dad' character.

Between Two Ferns








Monday, March 1, 2010

30 Minutes to a Cleaner House

Is this supposed to be funny? Neat!

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/miscjokes/cleanerhouse.shtml

Why does it say Internal Server Error?

Educational

I'm gonna be rich.

Dear Friend,


I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am EVAG AHMED ABDULLAH, the manager of Auditing and Accounting section of Bank Of Africa (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of Twelve million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. ($12.5mUSD) Immediately to your account.

The fund has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank here without any body coming for it. I want to release the fund to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Mr. Andreas Schranner (the owner of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of kin in air crash since on 31st July 2000. I don't want the fund to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the fund to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.

For more information about the crash you can visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details regarding this transaction and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business. And also after the funds has been transfered into your bank account you will take 10% out as a compensation for the expenses you will make in this transaction and 50% is for me. I need to hear from you urgent so that I will give you more information regarding this transaction.

Your Full Name............................?

Your Sex..................................?

Your Age..................................?

Your Country..............................?

Marital Status......................?

Your Occupation...........................?

Your Personal Mobile N°....................?

Your Personal Fax N°..................?

Waiting for your urgent response so that we will starts immediately.

Best Regards,

EVAG AHMED ABDULLAH
ahmedabdullah35@gmail.com

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And my reply:

To EVAG AHMED ABDULLAH,


I am actually not surprised at all that I recieved this correspondence from you. I have known since it happened that Andreas Schranner passed away on that flight. I always wanted to honor him in some way, but was unable to. You see, Andreas had a difficult start to his life, and was considered a hero by many, not for the vast properties he acquired later in life, but for his involvement in WW2. I am telling you this so that you will believe that he is in fact my relative.

I'll continue. His father Andreas Sr. was part of the Dutch resistance during the Nazi occupation. He was the head of the Revolutionary Socialist Worker's Party (RSAP) and used the pseudonym Henk Sneevliet. Unfortunately, they were caught and sent to Auschwitz with their families. It seems so unfair that Andreas could be the sole survivor of the Holocaust in his family, yet perish in an airplane while on vacation. When the prisoners of the concentration camp were released, the young Andreas could not locate his family, because they had died in the camp. His sister, he discovered later, died in the gas chamber one hour after arriving. He travelled alone around war-torn Poland trying to get enough to eat, and find a place to sleep. It was this experience that led him to open the series or orphanages around Europe, a heroic deed that he has written letters to me about on numerous occasions (I can send you copies of these letters if it helps prove that I am his relative). It was this skill at building orphanages that taught him everything he needed to know to become the property industrialist that he was known as later in life.

I hope this proves to you that I am his relative and I deserve the inheritance. I assure you that much of it will go towards a memorial to him and his family in their home town. Now for the information you requested:

Your Full Name............................ Craigusz Gregory Grzegosz

Your Sex.................................. Mail

Your Age.................................. 51 years, 3 months.

Your Country.............................. Canada

Marital Status...................... I used to be married, was separated for 3 months, then finalized the divorce one month ago. My former spouse's name: Arnold Mario Storm. I took his last name, but since our divorce I am returning back to my maiden name, Grzegosz.

Your Occupation........................... Manager, Wendy's restaraunt, 17th Avenue Calgary

Your Personal Mobile N°....................I do not have a personal mobile number at this time. WOuld you prefer to call me at my work number?

Your Personal Fax N°.................. I haven't got a fax machine in my home, but do have one at work. Wuuld you like that number?

Thank you for your time, and I apologize that I haven't written back sooner.

Craig Grzegosz

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What they wrote back:

Dear craigusz


Thank you for prompt reply towards my contacting you in this benefiting business proposal. Reference to your mail ; I want you to come up in full co-opertaion to assist me in getting this fund transfer into your account. I also want you to know I have contacted you for a benefiting transaction.

I wish to let you understand the said amount/fund is in a late deceased deposit bank account with our bank which has been dormant for years.If you apply as the beneficiary our bank shall process your application letter for approval and onward transfer into your bank account.

Firstly I want you to feel free to apply for the transfer of the fund into your nominated bank account. Please note this is a benefiting business transaction. The valued amount is (USD$12.5M) Twelve million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars.

The deceased account holder with our bank was Mr. Andrea Schranner from German, by nationality.

He held account number, N°.2637578-2341 with our bank. He died on the year 2000 with his family in a plane crash. Since his death, this account has been dormant and nobody has applied to our bank for the release of this money to him or her as the next of kin.

Kindly understand beneficiary as the next of kin, does not mean you shall be of the same race, or colour or nation, it does not matter of religion.

What matters is given the correct information of the late deceased Mr. Alan Williams, A British National , the very bank of the deposit, his nationality, his account number in the bank, his account name and the amount involved..

Our bank did not have relationship with the late Mr. Andrea Schranner he was only a foreign customer with our bank. With the correct information's of the deceased you are 100% qualified to stand as the beneficiary /next of kin to the customer, and mostly for the fact you are a foreigner.

However, I got your email I’d through the inter-net international communication during my earnest search when I was looking for someone who shall assist me champion this transaction.

Kindly note this is a risk free transaction and it is 100% hitch free business deal. As soon as you apply and it is approved you shall instruct our bank to split the transfer of the fund into your account bit by bit.

In all aspect, I am happy to share this transaction with you, but you have to keep everything, top secret and confidential.. This is a business that require 100% absolute secret, it is a business that you don’t allow your right hand to know what your left hand is doing till the fund hits into your bank account.

Do understand that both of us, are to work as one team to inherit this fund, as you know I am your insider in this transaction and I promise to be updating you in all developments as your insider.. I advise you to feel free with me for all is going to be well with us. I have never contacted any other person in this transaction; I want to handle this business with you alone.

I humbly request if you can assist me over this transaction proceed by filling the application and send it to the bank for the commencement of this transaction.

Below is the application text which you shall retype with your banking information and send it immediately to the foreign remittance dept of the bank for the approval and onward transfer of the fund into your nominated bank account.Bank Email:(boa.bankofafrica@pisem.net)

Director Email:(rev_traore_ahmed_boa@yahoo.fr)

Bank (Fax : 00226 50 388 777.)

After sending the application please get me inform immediately to enable me follow it up at once and to get you inform of the developments regards this transaction. Attention the application to the Director Foreign Remittance Dept, Rev. Traore Hamed, so that it will be given an urgent.Please note your full cooperation is highly needed and once again I am very grateful for your assistance in this transaction.

As soon as you send it, you get back to me immediately. You should hasten up in sending it to enable them give it an urgent attention and also to immediate processing of your application immediately as soon as you have sent the application to the bank and i shall like you to call me immediately you recieve this mail.

Almighty God will bless us more abundantly.

Regards

Ahmed Abdullah
 
Dear Sir,


APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER AND RELEASE OF $USD (USD$12.5)M (TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO, MR. ANDREA SCHRANNER OF THE ACCOUNT HOLDER N°.2637578-2341 YOUR DECEASED CUSTOMER, A GERMAN NATIONAL.

I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is Valued at $ (USD$22,000.000.00) Million USD Left in his secret and confidential account still unclaimed.

Until his sudden death, we have been business associates; jointly in a Drilling contracting with some oil Companies here in West Africa.I wish to advise your bank to kindly return, release and transfer the funds to this bank account details as stated below:

BENEFICIARY NAME ------------------------------ -----------------



ACCOUNT NAME ----------------------------------------------------



ACCOUNT NUMBER -----------------------------------------------



SORT CODE IF ANY ----------------------------------------



BANK NAME ---------------------------------------------------



BANK ADDRESS -----------------------------------------------



BANK TELEPHONE-------------------------------------------------



BANK FAX-------------------------------------------------------



OCCOUPATION------------------------------------------------



BENEFICIARY HOME ADDRESS: ---------------------------



AGE STATUS------------------------------------------------



GENDER --------------------------------------------------------



MY BUSINESS PROFILES: ----------------------------------------------



PERSONAL TELEPHONE -----------------------------------------------



PERSONAL FAX -------------------------------------------------------



MOBILE PHONE IF ANY ------------------------------------------------------

Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention , as I wish the balance be released and transferred into my account details .Accept my apologies for the late application, it was due to some logistics problems, which have been just settled.Thanking you for your anticipated co operation.

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 My response:

I'm sorry, I don't have a fax. Is email okay? I didn't understand the


bank form. Please help me. Did I do it right?



Below is the Application Text :Retype with your banking informations

and send it to the bank

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ATTN: Rev. Traore Hamed

The Director of Reserves,

Foreign Remittance Division

Bank Of Africa .

Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.

Email:boa.bankofafrica@pisem.net

Email:rev_traore_ahmed_boa@yahoo.fr

Fax : 00226 50 388 777.



Dear Sir,



APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER AND RELEASE OF $USD (USD$12.5)M (TWELVE

MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO, MR.

ANDREA SCHRANNER OF THE ACCOUNT HOLDER N°.2637578-2341 YOUR DECEASED

CUSTOMER, A GERMAN NATIONAL.



I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is

Valued at $ (USD$22,000.000.00) Million USD Left in his secret and

confidential account still unclaimed.



Until his sudden death, we have been business associates; jointly in a

Drilling contracting with some oil Companies here in West Africa.I

wish to advise your bank to kindly return, release and transfer the

funds to this bank account details as stated below:



BENEFICIARY NAME: Ahmed Abdullah



ACCOUNT NAME Mr. Andrea Schranner



ACCOUNT NUMBER N°.2637578-2341



SORT CODE IF ANY ----------------------------------------



BANK NAME Bank of Africa



BANK ADDRESS Marina Street, Lagos, Nigeria (is this the correct location?)



BANK TELEPHONE (0)1 2808822



BANK FAX 00226 50 388 777



OCCOUPATION Manager, Wendy's Restaraunt 17th Avenue



BENEFICIARY HOME ADDRESS: 171 Deer Creek Road Morrisdale, PA 16858-8401



AGE STATUS I am old enough to do banking, thank you.



GENDER Mail



MY BUSINESS PROFILES: Unsure



PERSONAL TELEPHONE N/A - I haven't got a phone right now.



PERSONAL FAX I also don't have a fax machine. Sorry.



MOBILE PHONE IF ANY I can't afford one right now.



Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention , as I wish

the balance be released and transferred into my account details

.Accept my apologies for the late application, it was due to some

logistics problems, which have been just settled.Thanking you for your

anticipated co operation.



NAME Craigusz Grzegosz.

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Then:

Was my application rejected? Please help. I'll do whatever it takes to get the money.

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And then a funny reply:

If your application was rejected it was because you filled it like jackass


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So I got back to him:


Oh no! I am so sorry. I didn't understand application. My English not so good. I supposed to put my bank details on form. But I don't have bank account. I said that in different email to you. I have other idea. My aunt very sick. I can get her bank information and send to you, then you give me money in her banks account? Please help us we need these moneys. I not told anyone about our plan, not even aunt. We need hurry because she dead soon.

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His reply:

How are you with your entire family, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the
fund transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from USA by name MR ROBERT J. MORROW address 1457 W. 4TH ST. #22 RENO, NEVADA 89503 USA, Presently i am in Germany for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.

Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.Now contact my secretary, her name is MRS MARIA BENSON through her Email Address

(mrs_maria_benson@hotmail.fr) ask her to send you the total sum of Eight hundred and fifty thousand united state of America dollars (US$850,000.00) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts in attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very
much, so feel free and get in touched with my secretary MRS MARIA BENSON and instruct her where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the
sufferings that time, in the moment I am very busy here because of the investment projects
which I and the new partner are having at hand, finally remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with her at above email address and she will send the amount to you without any delay.

Best regards,
AHMED ABDULLAH
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So I wrote to his secretary, and cc'd him.:

Dear Mrs Secretary Maria Benson

I am writing to you because the thoughtful gentleman Mr. Ahmed Abdullah has convinced me that you have a handsome sum of money for me. I will quote what he said to me:

"ask her to send you the total sum of Eight hundred and fifty thousand united state [sic] of America dollars (US$850,000.00) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts in attempts to assist me in this matter."

Will you be mailing me a cheque, or shall I come to you to get it?

Thank you VERY much.

Craigusz Grzegosz (nee Stormovy. It's a long story. Perhaps we can discuss it later.)

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Her reply:

Dear Sir

My boss wrote international bank draft cheque on your behalf, sum of ( $850,000.00 usd ) Please kindly send your information/address where the cheque will be deliver to you, such as;

Your full name
Your house or office address
Your city
Your country
Your tel; number should be two incase if one is not available

Meanwhile i will go to the courier express company to confirm the cost of sending your cheque to your country. please don't be offended because i don't want to do any mistake

Best regards

mrs.maria

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Response:

Thank you for your speedy response. You must be very good at your job!

You wanted some information, and here it is, to the best of my knowledge.

> Your full name: Craigosz Grzegosz
> Your house or office address: This is the problem: The reason I need this money so badly right now, is because I am homeless right now. I use the computer at the library to check my emails. I am staying at the Women's Shelter right now, because the local men's shelter is full. The address is this:

Calgary Women's Emergency Shelter
202-2616 19 St NW
Calgary AB
T2E 7RL

But they have a mailbox. You can send the cheque there. They know me very well.

> Your city: see address above
> Your country: Canadia
> Your tel; number should be two incase if one is not available
Again, I have no home phone, and I have no mobile phone. But I am able to use the phone at the shelter during certain hours. The number is this: 403-539-5130 and I will wait by the phone every day this week between the hours of 3 and 4 PM MST. I will await your call.

> Meanwhile i will go to the courier express company to confirm the cost of
> sending your cheque to your country. please don't be offended because i
> don't want to do any mistake

No problem. I have some money from my sick aunt. I can pay anything to get the cheque.

Thank you mrs.maria

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attn:sir
I have gone to the fedex and DHL delivery companies here and the cost of sending the cheque from the fedex is $125,I also went to DHL which is costlier by $145,I have concluded arrngement with the FEdEX to dispatch the cheque to you so you have to send the cost of of sending the cheque because My Boss Made An Over Sight, He Did Not Left Any Assets That Will Help Me In Sending This Via A Courier Postal Service.

I Will Send It As Soon As You Provide The Money To Be Paid In Fedex Delivery Office As My Boss Did Not Left Any Cash For The Fedex.

You Can Send The Fedex courier service Charges Through Western Union With below Information As Follow :

Mrs.Maria Benson
Address:Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso.
Text Question:My
Answer:Cheque
The Amount Is one-Hundred And twenty five dollars
(us$125.)

Please you have to send the delivery charge as soon as possible to enable me send the cheque to you so that you can recieve your cheque and cash your money before i travel next week.
bye
Mrs.maria.
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Dearest Mrs Maria.

Attn. Madam.

I am sorry it has taken me so long to respond. My aunt has been very, very ill.

I have an excellent idea, that will save both of us time, and trouble, and especially money. I like saving money, haha.

Instead of sending the cheque through FedEx, why don't I send you a self-addressed stamped envelope? Then all you have to do is put the cheque inside and pop it in the mail. I'm a little surprised your company hasn't thought of this yet. Maybe your company is owned by FedEx? haha, a little joke. :)

What do you think of my idea?

All I would need from you is the address where to send the envelope. Perhaps I can send you my picture as well.

Thank you and I hope you have an excellent day.
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sir
the cheque is here when you are ready let me know.
bye anna

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I am ready now. Can I send you a self addressed stamped envelope? This
would be cheaper (under 5 dollars).

Ha ha, I thought your name is Maria. Should I call you Anna? Maybe
there is two employees using this email?

I can't wait to hear from you.

With my deepest, most profound grattitude,

Grzegosz.

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sir
Your cheque has been cashed and the first $5,000 was sent today. We have concluded to effect your payment through western union $5,000 daily until the $850.000.00 is completed. the information are below:
MTCN=4432377605
Sender First Name is=Awila
Sender Second name =Sidibe
Track your payment on the website:www.westernunion.com

Please,contact Mrs.Awila Sidibe of Westen Union Agency if any problem to enable her issue to you the text question and answer so that you can pick up the amount, below email is her email address: westernunionbf74@gmail.com forward her your Telephone number and adress so that she will be sure.
bye maria

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Hello! I hope this email finds you very well!

I was told I have 5000 dollars coming my way.

MTCN=4432377605
Sender First Name is=Awila
Sender Second name =Sidibe
Track your payment on the website:www.westernunion.com

I was told to give you my address and telephone number.

This might be difficult, because my house has recently burned down and I am living in a shelter. The Address is:

Fairmont Palliser Homeless Shelter
133 9 Avenue Southwest
Calgary Alberta Canada
T2P 2M3

And the public telephone number is (403) 262-1234 but they rarely let people use it.

Please let me know what to do next. I really need the money, as you can see.

Thanks again and again!

Craigosz Gregosz