Now for Something with a little meat to it:

Ok, let me get this straight. There's this lady, Supreme Master Ching Hai, who does a bunch of stuff. She started a religion called the Quan Yin Method. Buuuuuut she also makes celestial clothes for dogs. Watch the video.

http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/doggie/

And she has a store where she sells everything, but with her face on it. There is SO much stuff on there for sale.

http://thecelestialshop.com/

Here's a live feed of her TV channel. With subtitles in 20 languages simultaneously!

http://suprememastertv.com/

I've never seen anything this insane in my life. So awesome.